7AM on the Nibelheim defense league
forums, a heavily pixelated image of an alien is placed next to some
angry-looking bullet points, it reads:
Illegal alien Jenova came to Midgar, at
taxpayers expense!
Illegal Alien Jenova responsible for
the deaths of Shinra employees, what will the government do!?
Illegal Alien Jenova given council
house inside six-bedroomed subterranean crater, yet Tonberrys from
THIS PLANET remain homeless!!
Comments:
HIDEOUSSPOOK_56: Ridiculous! Since I lost my job
maintaining guard scorpions, I've had to downsize to an tiny cottage
that harbors a mechanical fiend, and THEY GET AN ENTIRE CRATER? STEP
UP SHINRA!
2_BOTTOMSWELLXXL: I bet the people in Kalm town don't
mind do they? But would they harbor a Space Alien with multiple
forms, I DOUBT IT!
HONEYBEEINN: Download the honeybee app and find hot
local guys in your area now!
PROUDCLOD_LAD: SEND THEM TO COREL PRISON IT'S ALL THEY
DESERVE!!!
GILFORDAYS69: Heidegger wouldn't have let this
happen! Rufus is YET ANOTHER liberal snowflake pandering to the
minorities!
AIRBUSTER_BROS: UNBELIEVABLE! When are the government
going to finally pull their finger out and shoot a big cannon at it?
8AM on the Dollet women's rights forum,
the forum temporarily crashes after being inundated with Gifs of
Ultimecia making a sandwich while being dolphin punched. The
perpetrators are rumored to be acting on behalf of Final Fantasy
4-Chan but cannot be officially identified due to uniform Kain
Highwind masks. The forum degenerates into madness...
DOBENFLO2000: It's UltiMEcia not UltiSHEcia!
MANWITHTHEMACHINEGUN: All it takes is one bad period and
BOOM, locked in time compression, CANNOT BE TRUSTED
JUNCTIONBOI45: Nobody wants to watch women play Triple
Triad anyway, it's a MAN'S sport!
ELNOYLE: Its Edea not SHEdea! Looks like they have no...'CLUE'
PAPALOVESMOOMBA: It makes you want to take a Doomtrain
over the lot of 'em! THEY WOULD PROBABLY BE LESS CONFUSED!!!
TIAMATTHEW890: Balamb Garden has become nothing more
than a breeding ground for virtue signalers and social justice
warriors, it doesn't prepare these kids for a real life of fighting
T-Rexaurs and propelling dogs at high velocity while in space
9 AM on the Treno buy/sell/trade forum,
one of the moderators has placed an abridged article from the
tabloids concerning famous instagram foodie 'Quina Quen' and her
decision to remain gender neutral despite hostility from local Flans.
Patrons are keen to offer their expertise on this subject, well
versed on gender awareness of course through years of buying/selling
things online:
212RAGTIMEMOUSE: WRONG! It's male, female and
anthropomorphic rat people, EVERYTHING ELSE IS CLOUD CUCKOO LAND!
XXUNCLEADELBERTXX: It's giving these kids mixed messages,
last week I saw a child WITH A TAIL!
TETRAMASTER222: It's trance Kuja not TRANS Kuja!
TRENOBUYSELLTRADE: XXXXXXX Free listings this weekend at the Treno
auction house! Enter code 'MINI-CID' for this one time offer! XXXXXXX
OZMAWEP19: If I meet this 'Quina' I will not be
pandering to IT, and IT'S idea of gender. Even if IT does try to
consume me in order to learn better magic
Its 10AM on the Zanarkand against cyber
bullying page, the page is empty because it turns out it never really
existed...
Then after that the forums just sort of
talked about nothing in particular, with the occassional sub-forum
providing a glimmer of interest...15PM wasn't that bad I suppose
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